charmancler:

is that twilight

"What’s that lesbian ship you like?"

racethewind10:

drdoccubustorres:

drdoccubustorres:

drdoccubustorres:

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"The blonde and the brunette."image
"One or both is like a doctor or scientist or something."image

One or both is in law enforcement” 
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blah-blahs:

This guy wants to be mad but can’t

eggy-worth:

hellyeahyums:

the-gingerdancer:

sextronautt:

how can lawyers argue without crying 

or swearing

if i went into a courtroom i’d be all

now you fucking listen here you little cumslut 

"he has been found guilty

"HA IN YOUR FUCKING FACES, BITCHES."

I can’t tell if these people are talking about actual lawyers or ace attorney

dulect:

when someone is playing their music too loud

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myotpisgay:

i-make-doodles-lol:

hey look

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it’s shakespeare.

that was the worst pun ever but im laughing

fuckinq:

I went jogging this morning and i noticed a guy was following me and i was so scared lmfao my heart was pounding and then he finally caught up to me and said “hey you dropped 50 bucks” and i took it and started running and while i’m running i’m laughing because the 50 dollars didn’t belong to me

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